robot monkey

heard a lot about this bossy figure runnin' round the office.

he's half chinese, half pig, an' half idiot.

well he's a boss, of course. one of them. but he's just too damn bossy.

i know it's really not my problem, since he ain't my boss, but, like i said, i've been hearing ugly about him. an' i seen him in action too. goddamn.

one time i caught him makin' moves on some poor girl around the office. jeez.
one time i heard him speaking so loud lettin' others know that the girl he's kicking around has done somethin' wrong.
one very quiet office. one big mouth. talk about woofers, man. shi*.
last straw, i had to write somethin' for his victims.
it was a group competition, everyone was havin' fun, everybody's cool an' happy, then comes this bad ass boss, interruptin' the scene with a loud ass disparage on one of the ladies. he was talkin' about some gum an' shi*, tryin' to reprobate the poor girl about leavin' gum on the cubicle. an' he ain't seen the girl do it either.

i'm like WTF?! it's just a gum, dog!

i mean, he had to make a scene. what an asswipe.

see, this fool has a real attitude problem. everybody says so too. an' i notice he's into humiliating others, y'know, tryin' to get attention for himself.

talk about powertrippin'. it's all just so sad.

i just hope he won't go trippin' on me. 'cause i'm as triggerhappy with pigs like him like i was a nazi huntin' rabbits on israel.

i understand he has somethin' on him. i mean, he's all out workaholic an' all, but he goes so far as to making it his pleasure finding fault in his subordinates.

i'm like, nobody's perfect, boss, specially you.

i hope he realizes that someday. i mean, it's so damn disappointing to see such a personality in a boss figure, when they're supposed to be model employees.

he's acts like a robot, yet he's a monkey. with a shitload of issues.

smelly ass fat chinese. you best straighten up, before somebody makes you understand.