stuff to keep you motivated

i've assembled a collection of letdowns for our hardworking coleagues to reflect on, and it is simply perfect for the person who has everything, but still isn't happy about it!
on wishes.when you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. unless it's death by meteor.
on procrastination.hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
on compromise.let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours might be.
on effort.hard work never killed anybody - but it is illegal in some places.
on motivation.if a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. the kind robots wil be doing soon.
on worth.just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
on teamwork.a few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
on consulting.if you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
on cluelessness.there are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
on ambition.the journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
on achievement.you can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
on idiocy.never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.